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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight

It says “I’m a classy guy, oh wait that’s right, I’m not.” Let’s be honest here; we all have that set of friends out there who are annoyingly in love. They have to do everything together. They say things like, “The other day we rented a kayak for two, and had an absolute blast. It was such a great lesson in teamwork. I am just so glad I married my best friend.” You throw up a little in your mouth when they talk about their relationship. You remember that one time you tried to go cross country skiing with your wife, and halfway through after you have asked her for the 1,000th time “Everything all right? Try pushing and skating at the same time” she screams at you “Sorry Mike, not all of us have done an Ironman!” Then a couple of minutes later you accidentally smack her in the head with your ski pole, and right then and there you both realize you will never kayak together, or ride a tandem bicycle. This is the shirt for you because ironically if you ever do ride a tandem bike you will be riding it alone thereby making this shirt fucking hilarious.

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